BY READING THIS YOU GIVE YOUR SOLOMN OATH TO NEVER BITCH, MOAN, OR COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CONTENT OR OTHER THINGS CONCERNING MY WRITINGS. YOU SHALL NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS AND YOU SHALL NOT CLAIM TO KNOW BETTER THAN ME, BECAUSE YOU DON'T!
FAILURE TO UPHOLD THIS OATH WILL RESULT IN AN ETERNITY IN A DEEP, DARK HELL FILLED WITH NAKED BISHIES WHO WILL WHIP YOU INCESSENTLY. ALTHOUGH THAT IN ITSELF MAY SOUND APPETIZING, THESE BISHIES SHALL NOT BE INTERESTED IN YOU BEYOND THE WHIPPING, AND WILL SPEND THEIR DAYS EXPLORING THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH AMONGST THEMSELVES WHILE YOU BITCH, MOAN AND GROAN ABOUT BEING NEGLECTED. AT SOME POINT YOU MAY BEGIN TO BEG, BUT THEY WILL NOT GIVE A DAMN, AND WILL CONTINUE ENJOYING THEMSELVES TO THE EXTREME. YOUR NEED FOR FOOD AND DRINK AND THE SUPPLE BODIES OF THE NAKED BISHIES PRANCING AROUND YOU WILL FLAY AT YOUR SOUL UNTIL THE VERY AIR YOU BREATHE WILL SEEM TO BE MADE OF DUST AND YOUR SKIN WILL BEGIN TO DECAY. THE DAY AFTER YOUR BRAIN ROTS, YOU WILL BE RELEASED TO WANDER, HALF-DEAD, AMONG THE BROKEN AND BLACKENED SKELETONS IN HELL, A LIVING TESTAMENT TO WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER ANNOY ME.
BECAUSE I AM CRUEL AND THE DEVIL IS ON MY SIDE
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