~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Phoebe VS. Holden~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Victory by KO or TKO
STARTO!
Phobe-
Extremely organized little girl, that steals her brothers room and tries to be older than she is (cough * phoney *cough) by writing at her brothers mad man desk. Said to be an angel and that she is likable by Holden.
Holden-
Spoiled teen. Tries to date little children with the clever ploy "want some hot chocolate?" Appearently likes Phoebe, even says she looks good when she's asleep (creeper talk, there).
Pitiful point of Phoebe-
Rejects Holden after she finds out he got kicked out of school...again. Forshadowing? HMMMMM....MAYBE!!!!!
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WINNER
ME
I'M JUST THAT AWESOME
Saturday, May 9, 2009
kill myslf kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself
After reading this god (or gods depending on your god forsaken view) forsaken book, I have come to the conclusion that either the author is a lazy, dumb @$$, or that Holden is about as sharp as a toilet seat.
The phrase Holden says again and again and again and again AND AGAIN is "that just kills me". Now I'm fine with him saying that so long as he mixes some other phrases in there like "that's a real rib tickler" or "haha" or even "his wit was comparable to the blind monkey that writes the fortunes on the fortune cookies."
But if he keeps saying "that just kills me" I am prepared to take drastic actions...After contemplating the improbable circumstances of all possible outcomes I've decided to buy myself a DeLorean and trick it out, plutonium and all. Then travel back in time and hit the author with a very very large hammer every time he comes within one hundred feet of a typing device.
The phrase Holden says again and again and again and again AND AGAIN is "that just kills me". Now I'm fine with him saying that so long as he mixes some other phrases in there like "that's a real rib tickler" or "haha" or even "his wit was comparable to the blind monkey that writes the fortunes on the fortune cookies."
But if he keeps saying "that just kills me" I am prepared to take drastic actions...After contemplating the improbable circumstances of all possible outcomes I've decided to buy myself a DeLorean and trick it out, plutonium and all. Then travel back in time and hit the author with a very very large hammer every time he comes within one hundred feet of a typing device.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Poem + Marriage + School + Meaning = Complete and Utter Failure
I felt like I was in
Love
With her and wanted to
Marry
Her.
Oh, darling, I love you
Too.
Your hair is so lovely
Lovely my ass.
Don't shout please
I wasn't shouting.
You're probaly the only reason I'm in New York right now
You're sweet.
How would you like to get the hell outta here?
You can't just do that
Why the hell not?
C'mon let's get outta here, you give me a royal pain in the ass. I'm sorry
You're sorry that's very funny.
I laughed.
I stuck around and appoligized for a while.
I left by myself.
To the average reader who wishes not to try to find any meaning in this. Here is the meaning.
... I think that Holden thinks marriags go something like what I Poemized about up there.
1. Lovey dovey.
2. Openly lovey dovey.
3. Doubting lovey dovey.
4. Argumentative lovey dovey.
5. Attempt to bring back the lovey dovey.
6. Stupid idea lovey dovey.
7. Slowly dieing lovey dovey.
8. Brutal death of the lovey dovey.
if you hadn't notced it before...1 stanza = one stage of the deterearation of the relationship...from Holden't point of view...I think.
Love
With her and wanted to
Marry
Her.
Oh, darling, I love you
Too.
Your hair is so lovely
Lovely my ass.
Don't shout please
I wasn't shouting.
You're probaly the only reason I'm in New York right now
You're sweet.
How would you like to get the hell outta here?
You can't just do that
Why the hell not?
C'mon let's get outta here, you give me a royal pain in the ass. I'm sorry
You're sorry that's very funny.
I laughed.
I stuck around and appoligized for a while.
I left by myself.
To the average reader who wishes not to try to find any meaning in this. Here is the meaning.
... I think that Holden thinks marriags go something like what I Poemized about up there.
1. Lovey dovey.
2. Openly lovey dovey.
3. Doubting lovey dovey.
4. Argumentative lovey dovey.
5. Attempt to bring back the lovey dovey.
6. Stupid idea lovey dovey.
7. Slowly dieing lovey dovey.
8. Brutal death of the lovey dovey.
if you hadn't notced it before...1 stanza = one stage of the deterearation of the relationship...from Holden't point of view...I think.
...I Smell Dead People...
IT SAY...
...Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell...
IT MEAN...
...Aside from the obvious interpretation of money being the root of all evil, much like the guy who is actually dead off the 6th sense, the blue money could be taken as Holden, being rich, has had money in his life so long and it has been so readily available that Holden has lost any love for it that he might once have had. Much like he's lost his love of the ever available girl of the time. He has a hooker in his room and he decides to talk...
IT MATTER (dark matter)...
...Holden is like a spoiled child (gee surprise there, a rich kid being spoiled? WHAT A SURPRISE!!!) A spoiled child. A spoiled child... A spoiled child...A soiled child...A boild child... A doiled child... A foiled child... yes, a spoiled child. Children that are spoiled tend to become bored of the mundane easily...the mundane being anything from happiness to normalcy. Which could explain why he smokes, drinks and does not have sex with a hooker (which would get this *ahem* wonderful book banned everywhere from sea to, oh so glittering, sea) Normal people who are in high school do NOT drink and usually DON'T smoke. (skiping over the hooker part because it isn't that widely adveratised now, is it?) Back to the begining of this gobbeldeygook. Holden is not happy. Thus he is tired of being happy and is, then sad... Voila!
Holden is constantly like this throughout the book, geting bored of things spazticly. That is what matter!!!
Dis me on THAT Mastermind!!!
...Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell...
IT MEAN...
...Aside from the obvious interpretation of money being the root of all evil, much like the guy who is actually dead off the 6th sense, the blue money could be taken as Holden, being rich, has had money in his life so long and it has been so readily available that Holden has lost any love for it that he might once have had. Much like he's lost his love of the ever available girl of the time. He has a hooker in his room and he decides to talk...
IT MATTER (dark matter)...
...Holden is like a spoiled child (gee surprise there, a rich kid being spoiled? WHAT A SURPRISE!!!) A spoiled child. A spoiled child... A spoiled child...A soiled child...A boild child... A doiled child... A foiled child... yes, a spoiled child. Children that are spoiled tend to become bored of the mundane easily...the mundane being anything from happiness to normalcy. Which could explain why he smokes, drinks and does not have sex with a hooker (which would get this *ahem* wonderful book banned everywhere from sea to, oh so glittering, sea) Normal people who are in high school do NOT drink and usually DON'T smoke. (skiping over the hooker part because it isn't that widely adveratised now, is it?) Back to the begining of this gobbeldeygook. Holden is not happy. Thus he is tired of being happy and is, then sad... Voila!
Holden is constantly like this throughout the book, geting bored of things spazticly. That is what matter!!!
Dis me on THAT Mastermind!!!
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