controled chaos

I believe that Catcher in the Rye is a book. And I also believe that the book we are reading (which, convieniently, happens to be said Catcher in said Rye) is a book (clever, eh?) that has been over analyzed by teachers and the literate equivelant to fanatic followers of any clan or cult, and has been twisted about through the narrow openings and screen doors of America, soiling a half-way decent book like an old man soils his diapers.
The book of a boy with a possible mental illness (or maybe he's just a jerk) who has a tendency to fail at most everything and peeps at his neighbors in the hotel and likes to drink and smoke, has been put under a magnifying glass and is ready to burn if scrutinized any longer.
To you, oh noble followers of this magnificent blog (all 9 of you) I call for an ursurpation, an overthrow of the current literature demands...a form of controled chaos if you will, to insure that a travesty of this magnitude shall not transpire in these, our sacred halls, only slightly soiled by something something of something something else.
Arise my minions! Do my bidding!

grow up already

Holden is (supposedly) stuck between childhood and adulthood.

He acts like a child by asking pointless questions about ducks and winters, and trying to act old enough to drink and just settling for a pop. Tambien he just thinks of calling peoples.

He acts like an adult by...well...he doesn't act so much as an "adult" as a "spoiled teen with killer dance moves". He blows his money on people he says he doesn't like, peeps at the neighbors and calls up a complete stranger for the nasty-nasty (taken from Kyle XY--did they cancel that or do i watch the wrong channels?).

Relating to his childish side...I sure ask pointless ?'s all the time but i don't go out and try to drink. I don't try, I DO...well not really...but maybe...ish.

Can't say i relate to his spoiled teen side, but i so got his killer dance moves. you all saw me on that stage doin the swing, tearing up that floor. Back to his spoiled side, no relations there. don't do the peeping and ain't got the dough to spring for drinks...I don't tend to call up strangers for necking, don't got the digits :P...numbers anyone???

╘O╛ <---- IT'S A SPACE SHIP!!!!! WHOO--OOO

I think that when caufield was younger he was a nicer person. Because you don't see judgmental, emotionally steel people going around smashing glass windows with their fists because their brother died, just nice people that go emotionally crippled like the guy off of Deadspace Downfall, he was a nice guy up untill he went crazy and turned on the only people who could save the ship with a plasma chainsaw.
...And because he still carries his brothers baseball glove around with him after multiple expultions...
...

SYMPATHY!? W-T-F(udge)!?

Sympahy-Empahy-Judgemen.
(my "t" key is having real spaz problems...won' work well...)
_____for ease I, the almigh-y doug will be replacing every "t" wi-h a "-" because the said "t" key will no- fully compress -o allow a "-" -o appear on -he magical screen, so when you see a random "-" i- will be replacing the ex-remely annoying "-" key. _____

I feel no sympa-hy for Holden Cofield (coffield? cofeld?) he pu- himself in his predicimen- of abosolu-e judgemen- of o-hers and explu-ion from mul-iple schools and is geing wha- is comming -o him.
As for Empa-hy, I do feel wha- Holden is ge--ing a- wi-h his ins-an- judgmen-s of o-hers and obvioussly pessamis-ic ways...I, myself am a pesamis-. I see the glass as half empty...so does Caufield (I -hink i go- i- spelled be--er -hat -ime!) His views on people are all in a nega-ive ligh-. Ins-ead of seeing -he old guy as slowly healing, Caufield sees a depressing room -ha- smells like medicine occupied by an old man -ha- didn'- know his "ass from his elbow"... I would see some-hing similar as well.
And finally, judgmen-. in shor-....WE BO-H ARE EX-REMELY JUDGMEN-AL.