kill myslf kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself kill myself

After reading this god (or gods depending on your god forsaken view) forsaken book, I have come to the conclusion that either the author is a lazy, dumb @$$, or that Holden is about as sharp as a toilet seat.
The phrase Holden says again and again and again and again AND AGAIN is "that just kills me". Now I'm fine with him saying that so long as he mixes some other phrases in there like "that's a real rib tickler" or "haha" or even "his wit was comparable to the blind monkey that writes the fortunes on the fortune cookies."
But if he keeps saying "that just kills me" I am prepared to take drastic actions...After contemplating the improbable circumstances of all possible outcomes I've decided to buy myself a DeLorean and trick it out, plutonium and all. Then travel back in time and hit the author with a very very large hammer every time he comes within one hundred feet of a typing device.